#27: in porn, for every one great boob job, there are 76 shit ones around the corner #26: the more cum that lands above her mouth, and the more surprised/upset she is about it, the better if she actually starts to whimper, it's rewind time
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#23: unless your name is Andrew Blake, let us hear the actual noises instead of the music, no matter how much you paid your cousin to create it with Pro Tools
#22: if an act is described as “her first timeâ€, it shall not be common knowledge that it is far from her first time
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#21: if it's on the box, it shall be in the movie #20: if the movie is shot in HD, cast must have good complexions (and definitely, no ass zits) #19: if it's a comp, let the box cover say it's a comp don't dress it up as all new scenes #18: The bts interviewer shall not ask how the girl got into porn if she's been doing porn longer than 6 months #17: genuine sounds of balls slapping against girl's ass or cock slamming into wet cunt shall not be interrupted by talents' over dramatic moaning or porn banter #16: close up shots have their place, but it's not two thirds of the movie pull back, establish and let us get on with the important business of jerking off to the whole girl, not just the meat piston #15: there shall be no unattended pussy in a FFM threesome scene at any time #14: don't jump to the guy's face during the money shot #13: the male talent shall keep grunting and moaning to a minimum #12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn’t have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode) #11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show #10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y) #9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star #8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race #7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn't be a stunt cock #6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it's from a woman, tranny or another dude, it's gay #5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts #4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay Any amount of time that 70% of the screen is occupied by the dude's ass and nut sack is too much) #3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn (please minimize the use of the dreaded "ball-cam" angle. Would you want to be the one to marry her?Ĭount Jerkula 8:38 Of the 44 Fundamental Laws of Porn, the first one is the most important, usually referred to as FLOP #1. Oh, or get one of those rich guys she dates to marry her.
Farrah has been burning through her royalty money almost as fast as it comes in and in a year or so when the money finally stops rolling in she is going to probably be forced to film several others or drastically reduce the amount of money she spends. I think we all wish it never existed but it does. Considering how much money Farrah is making from each of these videos you would think she would be embracing it instead of pretending it never existed. That is why celebrity sex tapes continue to be sold and why a lot of celebrities see it as not just a trick to stay famous but also to make a ton of money. Most big name porn stars don't even make that much money in a year and that is working every week filming scene after scene. That is a whole lot of money for a video made a year ago. According to TMZ, the former Teen Mom pulled in just under $100K for the most recent quarter in royalty sales. A year after her sex tape was released, Farrah Abraham is still cashing in big on royalties which means people are still spending a lot of money to watch her have sex.
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